#source: Merlin

[mackerel22]

Akutagawa, opening a door he shouldn't have opened: Dazai, Chuuya?

Dazai and Chuuya shocked, as their kissing session just got disturbed: Akutagawa?

Akutagawa, concerned: Is everything alright?

Dazai: It's perfectly fine.

Dazai: Chibi, tell him what we're doing.

Chuuya: We...

Chuuya: I'm teaching him some poetry.

Akutagawa: Poetry?

Dazai:

Dazai: Yes, I love poetry.

Akutagawa:

Chuuya: I'm surprised as you are. He can't get enough of it.

Akutagawa: I'll leave you to do your poetry then...

Akutagawa: *closes the door, regretting all his life decisions*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha, pointing to Y/N: Distract them! I'll be right back! [leaves]

Yelena: Okay!

[five minutes later]

Natasha: [returns and sees Y/N unconscious on the ground] What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Yelena: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: I’ll warn you. I’ve been trained to kill since birth.

Shen Jiu: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Liu Qingge: You can’t address me like that!

Shen Jiu: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, Peak Lord Liu?

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Move aside, I've got a job to do.

Leo: What is the job exactly?

Donnie: To kill Casey.

Raph: Driving you crazy, is he?

Donnie: Not for much longer.

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: I said distract them, not knock them out!

Charles: There’s just no pleasing you sometimes

[guardianofthedawn]

Viago: *pointing to a pair of guards* Distract them, I’ll be right back!

Crow!Rook: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Viago: *comes back to see the guards unconscious on the floor* What did you do, I said distract them not knock them out!

Crow!Rook: …there’s just no pleasing you, sometimes.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

J: Moron-bot is there anything you’re actually capable of doing?

N:

N: Putting up with you.

Uzi and V: *hysterical cackling*

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: Has Regulus always had a habit of running headlong into certain death? Pandora: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles. Dorcas: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Kipps: Leave me.

Lockwood: Now's not the time for jokes.

Kipps: Please leave me.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Has Jon always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Rhaegar: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

Daemon, all colour draining from his face: I--

[sammayrin]

Jiang Cheng: Is there anything you’re actually capable of doing?

Wei Wuxian: Putting up with you.

[writerswho]

Todoroki: Has Midoriya always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Bakugou: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles.

Bakugou: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Gideon: *punches Harrow's arm* Cheer up, will you? Harrow: How is punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up? Gideon: It works with the cavaliers. Harrow: Well, they're thick, aren't they? Gideon: I'm a cavalier. Harrow: There you go, then.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Are you threatening me?

Karai: Trust me, Leo, when I am threatening you, you'll know about it.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Clara: Are you threatening me?

Missy: Trust me, Clara, when I am threatening you, you'll know about it.